What's YourCortisol Level?

POV: everyone's panicking about the deadline and you're googling 'best pasta near me' 🍝 stress tried to add you. you declined the request.

your cortisol has a playlist and it's on shuffle. 8am: 'life is beautiful' ☀️ 2am: 'why did i say that in 2019' 🕳️ you and stress aren't enemies — you're toxic roommates who share snacks.

google calendar at 7pm: ✨spontaneous fun✨ you at 7pm: stressed about whether you're having enough fun once panicked about NOT being stressed bc that meant you forgot something. your nervous system doesn't have an off button. it has a 'less on' button.